I could. But, let’s be real about this—why would I do that when every other hero that bothers with him is going to do it for me? I know he’s out there pulling stunts with Giggling Gumdrop, and that’s about as safe as he’s going to get without me cushioning his (still impressively plush) ass. She’s a nice girl, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the heart to toss him into jail either. Unlike me, though, she’s got the admiration of thousands who will want to just pat her on the head and say “aw, B-Crocks’ golden girl did her best.” I’ve got a reputation to build up again, and I’ll deal with GT in my own way when the time comes.

I could.

But, let’s be real about this—why would I do that when every other hero that bothers with him is going to do it for me?

I know he’s out there pulling stunts with Giggling Gumdrop, and that’s about as safe as he’s going to get without me cushioning his (still impressively plush) ass. She’s a nice girl, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the heart to toss him into jail either.

Unlike me, though, she’s got the admiration of thousands who will want to just pat her on the head and say “aw, B-Crocks’ golden girl did her best.”

I’ve got a reputation to build up again, and I’ll deal with GT in my own way when the time comes.